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Free Agency: A Sales Pitch
Steve Keim: Andrew! Andrew, welcome to Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix, Arizona! How are you doing? Bruce! Bruce! Come here! Bruce Arians: Oh I…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 2
The sun is setting as tWBS approaches the small villa where balls has instructed him to go…. balls: Get there and knock as the…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: No Mean City
Libertine, Chatham Arch. 2:47 am, February 28th, 2017 Stepping in from the biting cold where his head was exposed to the incessant rain that surely planned…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 1
[10:05 AM, Interior of Dave, The 5, heading south] tWBS: I thought you said we had to stick to the yellow. balls: Yes. tWBS:…
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In Search of a Goddess – Prologue
[2:33 am, Interior, Bedroom] The telephone rings, interrupting tWBS’s masturb…..errrrrr, waking him up. tWBS: Hello? Man on Phone: It’s time. tWBS: Time for what? …
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week Extra Day” Monday Evening and also Tuesday Morning Open Thread
2017 Fade in: Int. Buffalo Wild Wings, Wichita, KS, 9:30 pm. Patrons stare at the screen, in disbelief or joy at what they had just…
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CrimeBeat!: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?!?! Edition
Brothers and sisters and those in between, I thank you for joining the DFO congregation on this glorious day. It is a day of…
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Your “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!-The Redux” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Although his powers of evil are completely capable of making it happen, not even RGshithead (that’s Roger Goodell) would cancel six games. Right? (my…