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Camp Bodies
After just one weekend of training camp, Browns Executive Vice President of Football Operations, Sashi Brown, has called a 7:00 AM meeting with his top…
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Offseason #Content: Brock or Mark
So let’s get right to it. Brock Osweiler signed a 4-year, $72 million contract with the Houston Texans in March. Three days later, to fill the…
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CrimeBeat!: Better Never Than Late Edition
So yeah. In God’s ongoing quest to drive me insane using ten thousand tiny frustrations, last week’s best Crime News I Could Use came…
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CrimeBeat!: Anticlimax Edition
Well fuckery. I mean, Fourth of July weekend is traditionally a feast for your everyday Pulp Sports Crime Writer, and not just because Uncle…
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CrimeBeat!: Requiem for a Lightweight Edition
It’s 4 pm on an offseason Tuesday. Do you know where your tangentially-NFL-related crime stories are? THEY ARE RIGHT FUCKING HERE! LET YOUR CELEBRATIONS…
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Your “It’s All the 2004 Red Sox’s Fault” Monday Open Thread
NFL Notes: Vince Wilfork is talking about sticking around another couple of years. Good. John Fox violated the Ten Commandments & told a giant…
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Offseason Diversions: Euro 2016 and Copa América Centenario Open POSTS and Thread
Mandatory minicamps start by mid-June. In the meantime, IT’S THE EURO AND COPA CENTENARIO! The U.S.A is hosting the Copa and already teams are dissing…
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CrymBeet?: At My Most Beautiful
And so on. This week’s CrimeBeat! is brought to you by the letters F and U, and the number tequila. It’s a Satan’s Asshole…
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Knee Injuries Part 4: Surgery.
It was right about a month ago when I did the first post in this series and as of today I can officially say I…