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A Voicemail Salute to Sterling Mallory Archer
During these dark, feces-filled times that we call April through July (Most Glorious Draft Weekend aside), one must find cold comfort where one can.…
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CrimeBeat!: Second Thoughts Edition
And then came the hangover. I’m still excited to see what the New Bills can do. And I’m still excited to see Todd Bowles…
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The Dog Days of Off-Season
I’m not a Monday guy. I’m a work-hard-play-hard SOB who wakes up at the beginning of every week exhausted and in no mood for anyone’s…
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“Drafting For Character” and Other Spectacular Draft Lies
TOP IMAGE from “Great Lies to Tell Small Kids” by Andy Riley. Highly recommended book. SO HERE WE ARE! It’s hours until the draft…
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CrimeBeat!: Drafticipation Edition
OYEZ, OYEZ, OYEZ! The Honorable, the Right Reverend Electric Mayhem. All persons having business before this poorly-written, barely coherent pseudo-tabloid-news-show internet column are admonished…
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CrimeBeat!: Celebratory Edition
Alright kids- turns out I am doing this week’s CrimeBeat!, because my Dad ended up defying expectations and not dying on the operating table.…
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CrimeBeat!: Lesser Sports Week
Holy piss, it’s another CrimeBeat! So this is the only week between now and the draft that I will concede a “normal” person can…
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23 Days Until The Draft!
It’s coming. It’s creeping a little bit closer. The NFL draft is only 23 days away. Hell, new coaches were allowed to meet with…
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MLB Opening Day Reflections on NFL Team Names
First of all, why the hell is there interleague play on the first day of the season? That’s the kind of dumb move I…