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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Bronx Income Taxes
So we have come to the close of yet another week in this dumpster fire of a year. The last couple weeks, and this…
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Your “My Eyes, My Freakin’ Eyes!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
I quote from a synopsis of Oedipus Rex, “His self-punishment (blinding himself) reveals that he believes his suffering is deserved”. That sounds about right,…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
It’s hard not to be excited for this one, isn’t it? But first, let’s do Fallout: -Foles is in and we’ve likely seen the…
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Your Hobotastic Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Where were we? Okay, Dead Johnny, a WW2 vet (though he is only 24 years old or so) and hobo, wears a red bandana…
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Your “I’ve Got Your Round Two Right Here, Buddy” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Five games to choose from! Let’s do this! TO THE GAMES! Jets/Colts: “WILL COACH GASE MAKE IT TO WK. 8?” I mean, he’s gotta…
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Your “Talk Amongst Yourselves” Early Slate of NFL Games Open Thread
Because there seem to be so many of them we’ll go directly- TO THE GAMES! Rams/Bills: Rook rb Moss is out with a toe…
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Your “Knowing Where You Stand” Saturday Evening Open Thread
It’s important in life to have an understanding of your place in the world. Right now, my home province of British Columbia is having…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Negroni. Or, How Sharkbait Finally Got Some Campari
A successful trip to socially distantly see family in NH last weekend meant two things: 1) Legal sports betting (PRAISE GAMBLOR!) and 2) Cheap…
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Your “It’s A Facial Hair Foofaraw!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
A special/limited edition Pepsi can goes to the winner! That strikes me as a half-decent marketing gimmick-good job soul-less international corporation. I wasn’t too…
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Your “Sin City, Here We Come!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Look at that shiny new machine! Them Raiders are going to take it for a spin tonight but without the delightful characters that usually…