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Your “We Can Have Shootouts, Please?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Feels like the beginning of the season for some reason. Thank The Covid for that. As we move forward and things get less and…
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Your “Just the Hobo Facts, Ma’am” Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
-The term ‘hobo’ came about in the northwest United States in the late 1800’s. -Strictly speaking, a hobo is a homeless person that travels…
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Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Will we even get 100 comments on this thread? Usually the later afternoon games are treated like a Dalton-headed stepchild relative to the early…
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Your “Language is a Virus Also” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
I laughed way too much at my dumb joke. TO THE GAMES! Jags/Bengals: Do you have A.J. Green sitting on your team, mocking you…
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Your “Weekend At Donnies” Saturday Evening Open Thread
The fact that I now know this means Seamus is still trying to inflict his musical stylings on me from beyond the grave: Apparently,…
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“Let Lesser Footy Be Thine Escape” Sabado Open Thread
Hey, did y’all notice? Darkest Timeline got darker. As a Karmic punishment, #NuAIDS for teh win! But chaos is not the ally of the progressive-minded…
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Sexy Friday, First Friday in October edition
So, last week I tried a new thing and I think I liked it. It also solves two problems for me at one time.…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Bronx Income Taxes
So we have come to the close of yet another week in this dumpster fire of a year. The last couple weeks, and this…
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Your “My Eyes, My Freakin’ Eyes!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
I quote from a synopsis of Oedipus Rex, “His self-punishment (blinding himself) reveals that he believes his suffering is deserved”. That sounds about right,…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
It’s hard not to be excited for this one, isn’t it? But first, let’s do Fallout: -Foles is in and we’ve likely seen the…