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Saturday Evening Post: Hate Week Concludes.
Banner Image Via ME Motherfuckers! Good evening everyone. That beautiful goddamn banner photo was taken by your humble narrator personally last November 30th for…
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Your “Revving It Into The Red” Friday Evening Open Thread
Just A Little Moar Hate According to multiple sports news outlets, Superb Owl LIV (Tyler) is the first Superb Owl in which both teams’…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Smoke If You’ve Got ’em
Happy Hate Week Friday everyone. Before I get into this week’s cocktail, I felt compelled to add a little alcohol related hate going into…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Boots on the Ground – Burgeon Third Anniversary Invitational
This is a bit of a departure from your usual DFO Hate Week musings, as I wanted to bring you a brief interlude of…
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Your “Guess What Day It Is” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Mike, Mike, Mike…. Guess what day it is. HUMP DAY!!!!! Yep, we’re halfway there this week. Only four days until the LIV Tyler Superb…
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“C*ck Weasel” and Other Terms of Affection: Your Monday of Hate Week 2020 Open Thread
Brothers and sisters, I welcome you to DFO Hate Week 2020. Hate Week is our annual pre-Super Bowl spiritual enema, casting out the residual…
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Your “I Don’t Give A Crap” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Earlier today, King Hippo posted something called Nihilism Weekend, 2020 Edition. Perhaps he is better versed in the English language than myself, considering what…
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Your “Was I Snoring Too Loud?” Friday Evening Open Thread
This week’s theme is a suggestion by some person who may or may not be known by the moniker of Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. You can’t prove…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The As Yet To Be Named Cocktail
Hello, and happy Friday once again. For this week’s drink, I felt like trying my hand at something new. With some success already with…
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Your NFC Championship Game Open Thread
The eyes of a nation shift from Kansas City to San Francisco. The tv is changed from CBS to Fox. Mozza stix have been…