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TGISF… AKA “Make Like A Tree…And Get Outta Here” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Ah yes, leaves. That was the whole point of the joke, and Biff messed it up for me. Oh well. It might not feel…
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Your “It’s A Color Rush-Tastic!/ RAMMIT!” NFC West Showdown Open Thread
RAMS/49ERS: That recently-displaced St. Louis football squad finally gets to leave the aloof and disinterested confines of whatever that stadium is that they now…
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Your Sunday Night Football Finale
Woof! So many delightful games! (I wrote this around noon-I have no idea) Here’s a preview of another NFC Championship Game. I can hear…
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Your Second Slate of NFL Games Open Thread
The Cowboys/Broncos tilt is far and away the best game available here but I might sneak in some Jets/Raiders action when no one is…
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Your “What Time Is It? It’s Football O’Clock!” Early Afternoon Open Thread
Man, I had a great time on this very site yesterday while pretending to be a shut-in. All that was missing was a van…
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TGISF…AKA “Is Your Board Sticky?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
If you’ve read this, then you were treated to ballsofsteelandfury and myself discussing the finer points of surfing earlier today. And you also already…
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Surf…
ballsofsteelandfury and I are gonna talk about surfing a little bit and hopefully some of the rest of you whom I know to be…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread *with bonus rant
Potato chips are the goddamned workhorse of the salty snack category. No matter if you’re some frat dude hosting a poker game or a…
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Week One is in books! Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
I had a whole diatribe written before the mailbag but then my computer turned off and I lost most of it. Anyway, how did…
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Your “FEED ME MORE!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Scotchy worked hard all weekend on the liveblogs – 2149 comments! – so I thought I’d give him a break and tie tonight’s matches…