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Your “It’s 4 O’clock. Do You Know Where Your Sobriety Is?” Late Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Whoa, Nelly! (I miss Keith Jackson… a lot) What have we here? It looks to be games that have playoff implications! I’ve a feeling…
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Your “Week 13-The Luckiest Week Of Them All” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Here’s where we begin to see teams get separated from their playoff aspirations. Yes, the annual bevy of articles titled, “Really, if you think…
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TGISF…aka “LIVE FROM VEGAS!!!!” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Well, maybe “LIVE from Vegas” is an overstatement, as this is mostly being written while I’m still on normal standard time….errrrr eastern standard time. …
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Your “And The Cowboys Band(wagon) Played On” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Wow, It’s freaking December. Remember when we were all so damn giddy way back in September? It seems like almost four months ago now.…
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The Tragic Descent into Holiday Hell
Why am I writing about my unbridled hate for the holidays? Because those stupid ass fucks in charge of advertising have begun the assault…
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Your “All Is Not Well In Wisconsin, Or Anywhere Else For That Matter” Monday Night Football Open Thread
I’m having a hell of a time starting the intro for this game-not because it doesn’t have its merits but because as I type…
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“Man, This F*#&!-ng Show” – A Walking Dead Recap
Congratulations AMC, I think I might be done with this show. The pacing this season seems to follow games of chance. There have been…
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Your “Your Patience Has Been Rewarded” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
KC/Den-I love this sort of game. The D’s on both teams are so much better than the O’s they’re facing. The first OC or…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Welcome To Your Local Brewery
Even in a pretty miserable year—and let’s not kid ourselves: this has been, by any measure, a pretty miserable year on the global scale—I’ve…
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Your Second Round of Somewhat Interesting Games NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s get right back up on that horse, commenters-TO THE GAMES! Sea/TB-The Good for Tampa? The Bucs have won 2 straight. Seattle has to…