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“Where’s My Bazinga?” – Explaining the Week 2 Madness to Your Mother
Perhaps something similar happened to you last week? *phone rings Beerguyrob: “Whaddya want?” Mom: (calling from California) “Robert, it’s Mom. Why can’t I watch ‘Big…
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CrimeBeat!: Rob Ford Memorial Edition
Ladies and gentlemen, sad news from the sporting world today as Toronto Councillo(u)r Rob Ford passed away at 46. We here at CrimeBeat! extend…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Extreme Beer Aging
Before I get started, I want to thank Son of Spam, Brett Favre’s Colonoscopy, and Electric Mayhem for contributing to Beer Barrel in my…
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CrimeBeat!: Booooooooooorrred
Mother pus bucket…this is what I have to deal with? Jesus, the phrase is “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” You’re handing me…
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A “Sorry; Bad Day At Work” Wednesday Open Thread
Boy, do I need weekend liquor something fierce. Free agency: not much to report or follow after today. But: In an attempt to prove…
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“All Dreams Start or End Tonight” Tuesday Open Thread
Possibly the most unproductive work week in North America kicks off tonight. HUZZAH! But first, what brings us here: Free Agency: the thrill is…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Homebrew Edition
Ahoy-hoy, fellow beer coneseu connisor enthusiasts! Make it Snow is out again this week, presumably hiding from (or fleecing) the locust-like hordes of street…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Nobody Likes a Dry Barrel
Coming on the heels of SonOfSpam doing a great job filling in for our resident Cicerone, make it snow, you were probably all looking…
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Your “Holy Crap! For Real?!” Friday Open Thread
*deep breath* … … Peyton Manning retired…………Brock Ostweiler signed with the Oilers Texans……….and somehow that became MARK SANCHEZ HAS SIGNED WITH THE BRONCOS! At…
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Your “Sleep While You Can” Thursday Night Open Thread
A new day brings new Free Agency news. Let’s unwrap this fish and see what’s happened today: In what nfl.com calls “Heath Relief” (ugh),…