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CrimeBeat!: Meth-Smoking Clown Arrested at Waffle House
Welcome again, imaginary Internet friends! Ohhh men. MEN! The offseason blotter is finally heating up, and CrimeBeat! is here with as many of the…
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Your “OMG OMG OMG” Free Agency Wednesday Open Thread
Day 2 of Free Agency. Let’s see what unfolded laundry highlights today: Doug Martin signed for 5 years to stay with Tampa. Well, the…
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Your “Manziel’s Still a Brown?” Tuesday Open Thread
Today was the first day of free agency, or the good riddance, post-Peyton era if you’re DeAngelo Williams. Good on him for refusing to…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Substitute Teachers Are The Worst
Got a call from my dear friend Make It Snow (real first name: Rudiger) asking me to fill in on the Beer Barrel post…
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Your “These Pyjamas Aren’t Going To Wear Themselves All Damn Day” Sunday Open Thread
I very much enjoyed Yeah Right’s treatise on how to deal with a certain demographic subgroup of scalliwags and ne’er do-wells. I must say…
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I Couldn’t Think of a Better Title Night Shift Thread
…so I gave you a Far Side cartoon, instead. Well, it’s now March. March means spring is closer. It also means it’s time for…
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Your “I’ve Had Enough of This Crap!” Thursday Open Thread
Dear Lord! There’s another Republican debate tonight? From Detroit?! The Fox Theater?! On Fox News?! /checks cable package; relieved Fox News isn’t listed //wishes…
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“She Stoops To Conquer”, A Wednesday Open Thread
“Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.” After last night, the Ninth Commandment is going to be getting strained pretty seriously,…
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Your “What’s So Super About It?” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Oh yeah, it’s March 1st! Super Tuesday!! Time to rock out with your caucus out!!! Eleven states with 25% of the available delegates are…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Takanakuy
Imagine spending your Christmas beating the shit out of your friends, family members and neighbours. Actually, wait. Some of you probably do that already.…