![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)
Category: OH WE GON DRANK
#feverdream (205) *Not A* Sponsored Post (642) AFL Beat (285) A Selection Of (371) Assholes (373) Bastards (250) BattleBots Beat (111) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (283) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5192) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (353) Erotic Friend Fiction (174) Extra Nerdy (327) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (929) futbol (515) Gambling (344) Game Preview (542) horror (175) Insane Shit (1189) Lesser Sports (1088) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (468) Life as We Know It (1084) NFL News (819) NotKontent (261) Offseason Events (604) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2968) Open Threads (4304) Other (222) Quotables (243) Recipes (715) Reflections (785) scotch (952) Sexy Friday (523) STORNG TAEK!!1! (332) Sunday Gravy (251) Team Previews (302) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (570) Wumbo Wednesday (188)
-
Your Primary & Caucus Free Wednesday Open Thread
Super Tuesday is next week. As a Canadian, I expect all of you Americans to get out and vote multiple times, so John Scott…
-
Your Not So Super Tuesday Open Thread
As a Canucker on the outside looking in, I Bart Scott* for next Tuesday. All you brilliant folks are going to really bring it-I…
-
Your Lazy-Assed Saturday Afternoon Open Thread
There’s so much tube happening today! Screw your obligations/friends/chores/duties/work. If that’s too much fornicating for you, just check in here as you feel and…
-
Your “Jared Allen Has Much More Time To Kill Animals Now” Thursday Night Open Thread
Before there was a self-aggrandizing, sack-accumulating attention monkey by the name of JJ Watt there was a guy by the name of Jared Allen.…
-
CrimeBeat!: Who Took My Slippers!
It’s our second edition of CrimeBeat!, the Local Ace Award Winning series. It’s been a relatively quiet week in terms of bad behavior by…
-
Dario Was Robbed! – Your Wednesday Night Open Thread
I think we can all agree that the 2016 Westminster Kennel Club dog show is annual appointment television. [The Open Thread comments last night…
-
Commentist Beer Barrel: I’ve Had A Few Budweisers
That’s the season, then. Just about a week ago, with either relief or chagrin, we all watched one of the NFL’s most accomplished quarterbacks ride off into…
-
Your Westminister Dog Show, Day 2 And Other Treats Open Thread
Step right up and see the best of the best Sporty type dogs, Workers (how’d they get time off?), Terriers (my least favourite-you guessed…
-
Your “Thank God It’s” Friday Night Open Thread
Huzzah! It’s our first not-football weekend. Perhaps ‘huzzah’ isn’t the word that’s appropriate here. Perhaps we should do something about this circumstance. Maybe we…
-
Your Quick And Easy Thursday Night Open Thread
It’s frickin’ cold in this neck of the woods, let me tell you. It’ll be -20 Fair-Un-Height tonight and I’m already bundled up. Quickly,…