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DFO Crime Beat!: It’s Always Stompy In Philadelphia
Welcome to the emotionally-barren frigid wasteland that is the NFL Off-Season. While we will try to fill the void with obsessive draft coverage (“He’s…
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Your “I Can’t STAND That Guy/Woman!” Open Thread
Co-workers. Ya gotta love ’em/knock ’em out with a shovel and bury them alive, amirite? Sure I’ve had several awesome ones. As a matter…
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Your Tuesday Night Open Thread
[watching Logan’s Run on TCM] You know which old sci-fi movie would have made a great porno? Logan’s Run. Michael York was a looker…
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Balls’ Offseason Plans
Well, here we are again at the end of a NFL season. Things may seem bleak. Maybe as bleak as my Cure-inspired middle of…
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Your Earlier Than Usual Monday Open Thread (because I’m so hung over)
Gotta admit to you folks-I thought I was past hangovers. That’s not the case. Wooooo? Obviously hair of the dog has been engaged and…
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Your “Finally!” And “It’s All Over After This?!” Super Bowl Open Thread
Well, somehow we made it. I’m so glad that we didn’t have to turn the car around due to bad behavior. Does everyone know…
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Your “Hey, What Are Y’all Up To Today?” Sunday Afternoon Open Thread
Are you shivering with antici……..PATION? (borrowed from Tim Curry) I’m sure you are. But there are things to do before then, n’cest pas? Perhaps you’d…
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Superb Owl Food Suggestions.
Greetings and Happy Football Game Eve! I wanted to do a real quick cheap ass knock off of a post in case you are…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Bottle Royale
I’ve made my peace with the very strong possibility of another Broncos Super Bowl loss, or at least I’m going to keep insisting I…
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Your “Come, Let Us Celebrate Super Bowl Eve Eve” Friday Night Open Thread
Your Pathetic SBL Update- -Thomas Davis, he of the broken forearm, told the press remoras that he was lost for words with respect to…