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Your “Look At You Roger! No Player (that we know of) Sullied Your Precious Game Today” Open Thread
The Roger must be working overtime babysitting all these fellas that are trouble-waiting-to-happen incarnate. I can’t see any other explanation for why the game…
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Your “SUPER HUMP DAY!” Wednesday Open Thread
In Super Bowl news, Broncs Safety Ryan Murphy (practice squad) has never heard of Eugene Robinson. Yeah that Eugene Robinson. Murphy was stung by a…
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Your “It’s Finally Starting To Feel As Though A Football Game Will Be Played Soon” Open Thread
We’re all of us now at the end of the second day of “Super Bowl Week”. Things are starting to come together. It’s been…
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Your “Schadenfreude2.0? SHADENFREUDE2.0!” Monday Night Open Thread
As our banner notes, there was some serious boner stuff going on after the Pats lost because the league hates them/Manning needs another ring/our…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: The Spoils of Victory
It’s been a pretty good football season for me. I got to watch my Broncos play the sort of defense that every football fan gets…
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Your “Oh. You’re Done Already?” Quickie Saturday Afternoon Open Thread
You don’t think we got sports and stuff to talk about? You’re wrong. You’re so wrong. Stuttgart/Hamburg SV is on tap. It don’t get…
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Your “Let’s Week To The Drinkend!” Friday Night Open Thread
We did it. Again. Another five weekdays dead and gone. TO THE INTOXICANTS! I’ll be in my cups soon, I promise you. Games-wise we…
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Your “It’s Thursday. That Means Tomorrow Is Friday, Right?” Open Thread
Yet another week that can’t end fast enough. JUST GET IT OVER WITH, GREGORIAN CALENDAR. All the lousy players in the NHL are taking…
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Your “Slouching Towards The Pro Bowl” Wednesday Open Thread
Wandering around the dial, (the ‘dial’?) I see that Red Dawn is on AMC at 8 pm EST. The original. Speaking of Swayze, can…
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Your “Quit With The Jibber-Jabbering” Tuesday Night Open Thread
I didn’t want to do this but sometimes you must stick your neck out and say what needs to be said. (by the by,…