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Your “Today Is Better Because Pats Sunday” Open Thread
I woke up this morning and for some reason there was a “giddy-up” in my step. Huh. The two over-easy eggs that I made…
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Your “One Of These Teams Has To Not-Win? NUTCAKES!” NFC Championship Open Thread
I like both these teams. Both will perform very well in the last game of the year against either AFC champion. (What? Did you…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Yes We Can
Austin is a great, great place to be a beer nerd, with roughly two dozen breweries and a wide variety of beer from all across…
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Your “OY! WHO’S UP FOR A HATE-WATCH, THEN?” AFC Championship Open Thread
Why must I be a football fan? It’s not a particularly pleasant hobby to have during this run of Pats dominance. I think this…
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Your “CAN’T YOU DO THIS ONE SIMPLE THING?” Friday Night Open Thread
David Blatt has been fired. Who is he? Damned if I know. I think it has something to do with the NBA so it…
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Wednesdays Suck Open Thread
I have no scientific evidence to back this up, but consistently in my life, bad shit disproportionately happens on Wednesday. I do not make…
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Tuesday Night Holyshittheresalotofbasketball Thread
It’s so much fun to see Dook having a “bad” season. It brings us great joy. Of course, those dickblocks will probably land a…
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MLK Day Night Thread For #ALLLIVESMATTER
Don’t you love when white men solve racism on their own? It’s a beautiful thing. Now, if they could only get around to paying…
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Your “Oh Look, Another Blowout” AFC Semi-Final Open Thread
Although Peyton can’t feel his fingers Ben has one-upped him and doesn’t feel his shoulder, empathy or many other complex emotions. The Broncs starting…
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Your “City of Charlotte Shuts Down For The Game And Nobody Notices” Open Thread
After watching Arizony blurp their way to victory yesterday I’m saying that the winner of this game is the NFC champ. It looks like…