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Your “Run, Olivia Munn-It’s A Trap!” NFC Division Semi-Final Open Thread
Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: A Thirst Artist
When I run out of a beer, unless that beer is Sierra Nevada Celebration, and unless Sierra Nevada Celebration is still being sold somewhere,…
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Your [gets down on knees] “Please Chiefs, Just This Once!” Playoff Game Open Thread
Reporter: “The stakes are pretty high here, aren’t they?” Coach Reid: [rolls eyes] “Of course they are-three quarters of an inch at the very…
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Divisional Weekend Eve! Live Thread
Ah, the night before the NFL’s second round. The night before NFL’s Elite Eight is eventually dwindled to its Final Four. Hopes, dreams, and…
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Your Thursday Night Open Post
So we’re 14 days into 2016 and I have an uncomfortable question to ask…how are your New Year’s resolutions coming along? First things first,…
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Go West, Young Chip
Wellllllll…. this should be interesting… Charles E. “Chip” Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when…
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Your Wednesday Night Open Thread
It is a crazy thin night watchable pro-sports-wise. The NBA is throwing OKC and GS up against the wall. The NHL has countered with…
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Your “Only 17 Lousy Games Left” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Well, college of football is all done. And we’re entering the home stretch of the NFL season. According to a gluten-free flan chart I…
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Rednecks Galore JV National Championship Preview/Game Thread
Yes, the long winter of our discontent draws nigh. Wild Card, Bitches! weekend is past, and tonight ends the JV season. Remember, down the…
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Your “This Game’s Gonna Be Great!…Hopefully” Wild Card Tilt Open Thread
GB @ Was: The weather in Washington, UK is 41 degrees but it feels like 34. However I don’t think that it’s going to…