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Your Thursday Night Preseason Football Open Thread
Let’s get at it. Exiling McCarthy: To the sidelines, that is. Oh Minny, you had it all figured out. You weren’t going to give…
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Your Sunday Afternoon Preseason Football Open Thread
We got our first fill of an actual slate yesterday. Thanks to many of you for filling out our Champions League league! And also…
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Your Completely Homework-less Preseason Football Open Thread
I’ma make this short and sweet just like my last high school girlfriend. Hell, we’ll be seeing scrubs all day and night long so…
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Sexy Friday – 20240809
TGIF! When one door closes (Olympics ending) another opens (NFL is back). That’s great scheduling hustle by the sports world. Also, only 60 more…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: MOAR Olympics
Happy Olympics Friday! I know I’ve mentioned it in the comments before, but I’m a huge Olympics junkie. Not just for the sporting aspect,…
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Your Unstaggered Preseason NFL Games Open Thread
Nobody wants to watch both of these games in their entirety but that’s not the point. The point is that any time I can…
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Dealing With Tax Issues In A Mature, Adult Fashion
If I could impart just one piece of advice to today’s youth, it would be to make sure you’re born into a stupid amount…
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Sexy Friday – 20240802
TGIF! What a doozy of a weekend it is here: Seafair! You’ve got boats, you’ve got the Blue Angels, you’ve got hydroplane boat races,…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: I Should Have Had Something For This
Welcome to Friday! Like our illustrious man from the Monday Drafts, I took have escaped to Maine for a few days away. Now, this…
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Before The Deluge: Your Pre-Season Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Yes, the Deluge. Is it a reference to Jackson Browne or was I riffing on a song/poem by Arthur Rimbaud who was probably referencing…
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