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Quoth the Ravens SNF Thread
TRUE HIPPO STORY! I once dated a gal (post-divorce) who had no interest in sportsball. But Poe was her favoUrite poet, and I thusly…
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The Sloth Continues-Your Second Slate of Games Open Thread
We’ve got a delightful 9/4 split of tilts which is the way it sorta should be in my opinion. Obviously bye weeks make this…
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Your Extraordinarily Ill-Prepared NFL Football Open Thread
Hey folks, I’m hungover and very tired and cranky. Instead of combing through a bunch of team and stat sites and sifting through a…
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NYE 2022 Sportsball Late Thread
Welcome to the dregs of 2022. Per tradition, Hippo will purposefully fall asleep before any countdown activity, unless the footy stays interesting, Lord knows…
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NYE 2022 Sportsball Early Thread
Do we gots some Lesser Footy and JV NFL? By gum we sure does! Very Disappointing Everton desperately need United to open a can of…
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Sexy Friday – 20221230
TGIF! So long 2022! While many good things happened this year, many bad things did too. This year was really a land of contrasts!…
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Your Say Sayonara to Thursday Night Football Open Thread
We’ve come to the final Thursday Nighter of the year. The journey started oh so many months ago-was it 6(?) or 8(?) months ago?…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your 2022 Marble League Rolldown Breakdown
Well, the torch has gone out over The Pond in Draklin, and we have our new champions, and boy, are they not who you…
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Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread
Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It’s that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year’s, and this year it happens to…
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Dr. Love gets another.
Hi! This would normally be the slot for guttersnipe but I believe my BIL has fallen in love with another slot therefore he is…