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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
TO THE GAME! Colts/Titans: -I get the feeling the Titans are gathering themselves for another run. Maybe not just yet but soon. They tweeked…
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Your “The Skies of November Turned Gloomy” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Ben Roethlisberger is among four Steelers added to reserve/COVID-19 list, joining already quarantined teammate Vance McDonald. They all will be isolated for…
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Your “Short And Sweet” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
TO THE GAME! Saints/Bucs: This should be a headliner between the old fogies stating at qb but Antonio Brown has a way of making…
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Your “It’s All Golden” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
TO THE GAMES! Raiders/Chargers: That durn rook qb Herbert is 4th in the league in QB rating while passing on third downs. It wasn’t…
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Your Sunny Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
The sun is out here so it must be out everywhere. That’s the kind of rock-solid logic you can take to the bank, mister.…
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Your “What’s Old Is New Again, Again” Saturday Evening Open Thread
It’s funny that Halloween was last Saturday, because one of my old story topics is making a return appearance to an NFL roster. That’s…
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Weeeeeeeee’ve Got A Diamond…In JOE BIDEN! Saturday Open Thread
Editor’s Note: Balls did not write this. King Hippo did, but there was a scheduling error and this is our half-ass way of fixing…
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Sexy Friday, post-election edition
I’m writing this on Thursday and we still don’t have a winner declared. I’m pretty sure we won’t have a winner declared at the…
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Your “It’s Nice To See New Faces!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Kinda feels like things are coming apart at the seams, huh? WILL THE CENTER HOLD? Was there even a center in the first place?…
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Your “Eve Of The Apocalypse” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Well, there’s finally proof that COVID can cross over to the animal kingdom, as Broncos GM & noted equine hybrid John Elway…