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Did you enjoy Balls last night? Tik Tok indeed. There are two weeks to go in my school year and I think I’ve officially…
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The One Where Hippo Kinda Sorta Thinks
I went by the office on Tuesday morning, to print some shit and sign my privilege license (practicing law, it’s well complex, eh?). On…
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Sexy Friday, mid-June pool time!
In most of the northern hemisphere, the middle of June is perfect pool weather. It’s hot, but not suffocatingly hot like it can be…
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Your “Everything’s About Charlotte These Days” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL is saying the virtual period for offseason work will extend until June 26. Teams can decide whether to end their…
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Your “What Goes Up…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The League & the union are discussing shortening the preseason. They would drop from four games to two – keeping Weeks 3…
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Your “Happy Bill & Ted Day” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Apparently, Todd Gurley passed his physical with the Falcons. He signed with them a couple of months back, but had to wait…
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Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The League has issued guidelines for how players may return to team facilities. The guidelines, all nine pages in pdf form here…
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The ideas that pop into my head to fill these pages are usually quite random. During the week it’s pretty straightforward – read the…
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Brandon Perna Kicks All The Derierre
Please, just watch/listen to this in full. We really need him in Most Glorious Commentist Party! Perhaps the most important takeaway…LISTEN. Just fucking listen…