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Your “Thus Begins Another Shift in the Factory Of Sadness” Thursday Open Thread
Not much on the NFL front today, as emphasized by: “Aaron Rodgers: Tom Brady inspiring my eating habits” I’m sure Olivia Munn thanks him…
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Your “Wait! What? June?!” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL News: Bills wideout Sammy Watkins is scheduled to get his walking boot off Thursday. In response, God has scheduled the lightning strike for…
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Your Memorial Day Monday Open Thread
A brief soliloquy: All my aunts on my father’s side married US soldiers. There was a NORAD base outside Kirkland Lake, Ontario back in the 1960s.…
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Auto Racing Holy Trinity Open Thread
This is probably the best day in the auto racing calendar. The day starts off with the Monaco Gran Prix which (/looks up polesitter)…
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Champions League Final Open Thread
Before you do anything, click play on this video: And now you know what the hell they are saying when you hear that song…
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Your “Oh Man – Pickin’s Is Slim” Friday Open Thread
These are dark times, my fellow Commentists. There’s only one competitive sporting event this evening, in the 6th most popular sport mentioned on this…
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Your “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” Thursday Open Thread
Oh yeah – it’s time to dust off that dictionary and linguistics degree… …it’s Spelling Bee season again! It’s been going on all day.…
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