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Frozen Hades-Scape Saturday Pre-Footy Thread
As an arctic blast envelops the portions of Murrika not currently on FUCKING FIRE, we sit patiently and await Wild Card action. I can…
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Sexy Friday – 20250110
TGIF! Half the country is burning, the other freezing, and I’m stuck here with only clouds and rain. *pokes Mt. Rainer* Do something! Survival…
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Your Notre Dame/Penn State Hatefest! An Open Thread
Someone once said, “If you don’t have anything good to say about anyone, come here and have a seat beside me.” My guess is…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1 Issue 1: The (Slightly Belated, Shhh) Inaugural Season Preview
Okay, what in the crap is this?
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Post-Rational Postmortem: Tuesday Open Thread
NOTE: PER STANDARD, MY EFFORTS TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND DRAFT THIS AHEAD OF TIME (I.E. BEFORE ANTONIO PIERCE GOT SHITCANNED) WERE THWARTED BY REALITY.…
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North Dakota State! Montana State! Feel The Excitement!
That’s about all we’ve got for football this evening folks. We watched all 272 regular season games (maybe not all of them) and now…
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This One’s For All The Bananas. It’s Sunday Night Football!
It really doesn’t get much better than this. That it comes from the NFC North is a question that football historians will debate even…
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Round Two-An Open Thread
Things get very tense in this here slate. The games? Sure. But we’ll get to Geno Smith eventually. To The Games! Chiefs/Broncos: Redshirt of…
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It’s The Last Week of the Regular Season and I’m Only Here So I Don’t Get Fined
Twelve DFO bucks is all I have left. Well, that and my dignity. Wait… To The Games! Panthers/Falcons: Carolina was briefly putting some points…
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It’s Bengals/Steelers-And This Time It Means Something! An Open Thread
Kidding! Since Burrow came along the tilts between the two have carried quite a bit of weight. Some observations and then an intro- -Are…
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