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Your Barely Staggered MNF Doubleheader Open Thread
Can we have a few hours between tilts if the NFL is going to bother showing two games on a Monday? Why are they…
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Hey, Remember the Fail Mary? Week 15 SNF Thread
It happened 12 years ago, September 24, 2012, Prime Time. Pack @ C-Hox, a clear interception was ruled as the game winning TD by…
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Early Window Sunday Sub Job
Buenos días. Your friendly neighboUrhood Scotchnaut caught a case of the Real Lifes and is indisposed for posting duties on this most blessed (and…
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Saturday Night De-Motivational – Doing the Percentages
Did you ever stop to think how much of life is absolute bullshit? Depending on my mood, I would say 95% to 98%. Cats…
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Saturday Opening Thread!
Good morning everyone! We have a big day ahead of us, I was told! Your local Hippo took a day off and assigned me…
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Sexy Friday – 20241213
TGIF! Is Friday the 13th no longer a thing? Or am I just out of touch? Maybe I’m just lucky and it doesn’t apply…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I’d just like to note in advance that life interrupts so others will be filling in this weekend. I have all the thank you’s…
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Slumbo Wednesday With Not Weaselo – Substitutes Are The Worst (Except For That Who Song)
Sadly, the usual Wednesday night auteur, Senor Weaselo The Stringplucker, had an emergecy pizzicato party to attend, so you’re stuck with the non-union equivalent.…
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Down The Stretch They Come!: Tuesday Open Thread
Four games left. No more byes. No place left to hide for a whole lot of coaches on the hot seat. Let’s go. -Lions…
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Your NFL Monday Night Football Open Thread
Let’s get to it. Fallout: -As another Brooks once said, “It’s good to be king but it’s not good being a Panteros running back”.…