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Your Second Saturday Open Thread
Yeah, there will be a third for the evening game. Look who has too much time on his hands/is ignoring chores! Here’s a few…
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Wake Me Up When Dyche Gets the Sack (Saturday Open Thread)
WIth the “Inner Circle of Hades” final four, you can count me out for 2024-25 JV NFL playoffs. Other than the back half of…
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Sexy Friday – 20250103
TGIF! Happy New Years! And say goodbye to midweek off days. Full workweeks resume Monday, so enjoy you the next few days. Survival –…
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We’ve Only Just Begun (2025) Footy Thread
I know I am repeating myself (Carpenter pun alert), but Hippo is very glad that a long ago New Year’s Resolution (to stop ever…
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Ride Eternal, Shiny and Chrome: New Year’s Eve Open Thread
Whelp, here we are again. As we bid farewell to this deeply insane Year of Our Lord 2024, I think I speak for all…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Let’s get right to it, shall we? Fallout: -Hello Pyrrhic Victory: The Giants won yesterday because they can’t do anything right. All it took…
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Your Sunday Evening NFL Football Open Thread
I thought that this would be a more engaging game but here we are. To The Game! Falcons/Commies: -I grabbed Atlanta as the ‘sneaky…
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Your Skinny Slate Open Thread
Just the both, huh? [prepares yet another rant about scheduling] Bah, never mind! To The (twin) Games! Fins/Browns: -This is the one no one…
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It’s Sunday Funday Time! Here’s Your Open Thread
All the sports have ganged up and are playing today-the NFL of course, the Premier League, NHL, the Juniors, the NBA, women’s pro hockey,…
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Your Lazy, Post-Xmas Football-Rich Open Thread
/takes hand-off from Hippo, wipes pill dust from the ball Hey, welcome back! It really is a dreary day here as well. With the…
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