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Your Saturday Afternoon/Evening Football-Centric Open Thread
Seems like it’s been forever since I posted a thingy on a Saturday-maybe a year ago? Who knows? Anyhoo, the pre-Sunday NFL tilts are…
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Sexy Friday – 20241220
TGIF! College Football Playoffs just kicked off! Tune in to see if #Windiana can keep it going against the Golden Domers. I heard there…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
We’ve got so much freaking football going forward, oh my god! Gird Your Lions! And your Bills, Ravens, Eagles and…maybe even your Vikes? Maybe…
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Death! DEEEEEATH!: Tuesday Open Thread
I mean, don’t get me wrong: I am a great believer in the power of Nothing Left To Lose. I get all the shivers…
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Your Barely Staggered MNF Doubleheader Open Thread
Can we have a few hours between tilts if the NFL is going to bother showing two games on a Monday? Why are they…
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Hey, Remember the Fail Mary? Week 15 SNF Thread
It happened 12 years ago, September 24, 2012, Prime Time. Pack @ C-Hox, a clear interception was ruled as the game winning TD by…
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Early Window Sunday Sub Job
Buenos días. Your friendly neighboUrhood Scotchnaut caught a case of the Real Lifes and is indisposed for posting duties on this most blessed (and…
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Saturday Night De-Motivational – Doing the Percentages
Did you ever stop to think how much of life is absolute bullshit? Depending on my mood, I would say 95% to 98%. Cats…
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Saturday Opening Thread!
Good morning everyone! We have a big day ahead of us, I was told! Your local Hippo took a day off and assigned me…
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