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Short And Sweet-A Cowboys/Niners Game Intro
I have some morning duties that for once I can’t evade so this is a quickie. To The Game! Cowboys/Niners: -Jerry is such a…
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Your Five Game NFL Slate Afternoon Open Thread
To The Games! Saints/Chargers: Olave is back but the presence of Rattler puts a hard ceiling on his ability to produce. LA seems ok…
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It’s Week Eight! Your NFL Football Open Thread
We’re almost at the halfway point of the season and the byes are kicking in… What’s that? There are no teams on bye this…
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Footy Footy Everywhere – The Aforementioned Second Part
Slap yourself in the face, pour MOAR coffee down your gullet – we gots MOAR FITBAW!!! West By God Virginia (+3.5) at Arizona –…
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Sexy Friday – 20241025
TGIF! No time to chat. First pitch of the Hater’s World Series is at hand. Remember, at least one these shithead teams will leave…
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Your Thursday Night Special Open Thread
Welcome back one and all to another week of the professional football that is oriented around cities rather than educational institutions. (feel the need…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One Where Everyone Else Shot the Lights Out
Except the Canadiens, because fuck ’em. Leprechaun Sox? Shot the lights out. Sharky? Decent, definitely above projected showing as opposed to my team missing…
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M*U*S*H: Tuesday Open Thread
Rough week in training rooms around the NFL, as everyone is DED. It seems like there were a huge number of severe big-name injuries…
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are you ready for…THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING HARBAUGHS! A Double-Heading NFL Football Open Thread
I’m 10 days early but that scary day is coming fast. Some games yesterday brought it, others didn’t-as always, the NFL is a mixed…
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Jets! Steel! This Can’t End Well. Your Last Open Thread
It’s been a long day. The Giants lost like a big buncha losers. (typing this at 12:54 EST) Just as an aside, I wish…