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You Got Yourself Another Open Thread
As long as there’s games I’ll keep intro-ing.* *not a guarantee, sometimes I feel lazy To The Games! Panthers/Commies: Have I said this before?…
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Your Next Open Football Thread
Well, there was more scoring in that London game than I expected. (typing this at the 10-7 mark, Woo! Brian Thomas Jr!) Let’s see…
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What Fresh London Hell Is This? An Open Thread
Why are we here watching this? [gives the side eye to an ungulate from North Carolina] The NFL isn’t doing us any favors here.…
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Yet Another Nighttime FITBAW Thread
Are you as excite as I am?? MAYBE!! LSU (-2.5) at Arkansas (7:00, ESPN) This is a tricky spot for the Tiggs. Pig Sooey absolutely despises…
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Sexy Friday – 20241018
TGIF! Hope you traded for a new number one receiver this week. And more importantly, that you traded for the right number one receiver.…
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Bub Means Represent! Your Broncos/Saints Thursday Night Football Open Thread
It’s week 7 already and no, I won’t be talking about Payton going back to Who Dat? Land or whatever they call it-you’ll hear…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Fun Violinist Stories!
So, unfortunately, Senorita Weaselo was sick this weekend, meaning we couldn’t go see Gil Shaham play Mendelssohn with the Phil. Which sucks. Because he’s…
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HAWT STOVE ACTION!: Tuesday Open Thread
It’s all coming together, bitches. Self-delusion isn’t a mental illness in the NFL- it’s a core value and bona fide occupational qualification. (Most) players…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Hey, welcome back! If you liked uncompetitive games yesterday was your day! Of the 12 games played, 7 were decided by 18 or more…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[Barry Manilow’s “Looks Like We Made It” plays softly in the background] We got here you and I. Our eyes and butts are sore…