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Sexy Friday – 20241018
TGIF! Hope you traded for a new number one receiver this week. And more importantly, that you traded for the right number one receiver.…
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Bub Means Represent! Your Broncos/Saints Thursday Night Football Open Thread
It’s week 7 already and no, I won’t be talking about Payton going back to Who Dat? Land or whatever they call it-you’ll hear…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Fun Violinist Stories!
So, unfortunately, Senorita Weaselo was sick this weekend, meaning we couldn’t go see Gil Shaham play Mendelssohn with the Phil. Which sucks. Because he’s…
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HAWT STOVE ACTION!: Tuesday Open Thread
It’s all coming together, bitches. Self-delusion isn’t a mental illness in the NFL- it’s a core value and bona fide occupational qualification. (Most) players…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Hey, welcome back! If you liked uncompetitive games yesterday was your day! Of the 12 games played, 7 were decided by 18 or more…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[Barry Manilow’s “Looks Like We Made It” plays softly in the background] We got here you and I. Our eyes and butts are sore…
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This Train Keeps Rollin’-Your Afternoon NFL Slate of Games
Surprisingly, not a lot of action on the west coast for this window but we’ll be entertained nontheless. To The Games! Chargers/Broncos: Dobbins got…
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Your Post-London Slate of Games Open Thread
That wasn’t that bad, was it? (if you’re a Bears fan-and I’m typing this early in the 2nd quarter) With four teams on the…
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What Time is it? Early. Your London NFL Game Open Thread
We’re wack and we’re back! My dumbest dog Molly is doing her part by barking her ass off at nothing at 6:30, waking up…
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Sexy Friday – 20241011
TGIF! We’ve got a rocking dirt ball game starting, so let’s get to it! Survival – Personal Edition Not a cat person? Well here’s…
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