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Sexy Friday – 20241025
TGIF! No time to chat. First pitch of the Hater’s World Series is at hand. Remember, at least one these shithead teams will leave…
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Your Thursday Night Special Open Thread
Welcome back one and all to another week of the professional football that is oriented around cities rather than educational institutions. (feel the need…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One Where Everyone Else Shot the Lights Out
Except the Canadiens, because fuck ’em. Leprechaun Sox? Shot the lights out. Sharky? Decent, definitely above projected showing as opposed to my team missing…
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M*U*S*H: Tuesday Open Thread
Rough week in training rooms around the NFL, as everyone is DED. It seems like there were a huge number of severe big-name injuries…
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are you ready for…THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING HARBAUGHS! A Double-Heading NFL Football Open Thread
I’m 10 days early but that scary day is coming fast. Some games yesterday brought it, others didn’t-as always, the NFL is a mixed…
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Jets! Steel! This Can’t End Well. Your Last Open Thread
It’s been a long day. The Giants lost like a big buncha losers. (typing this at 12:54 EST) Just as an aside, I wish…
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You Got Yourself Another Open Thread
As long as there’s games I’ll keep intro-ing.* *not a guarantee, sometimes I feel lazy To The Games! Panthers/Commies: Have I said this before?…
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Your Next Open Football Thread
Well, there was more scoring in that London game than I expected. (typing this at the 10-7 mark, Woo! Brian Thomas Jr!) Let’s see…
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What Fresh London Hell Is This? An Open Thread
Why are we here watching this? [gives the side eye to an ungulate from North Carolina] The NFL isn’t doing us any favors here.…
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Yet Another Nighttime FITBAW Thread
Are you as excite as I am?? MAYBE!! LSU (-2.5) at Arkansas (7:00, ESPN) This is a tricky spot for the Tiggs. Pig Sooey absolutely despises…
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