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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Non-Super Sunday Edition (2017 Season)
This will be the last edition of this column for the season, as the prophecy is ended and I have no interest in repeating…
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Semi- Instantaneous Balls Thoughts
You may have noticed my absence most of this weekend. I stopped watching after the Falcons blew a golden opportunity to beat the Eagles…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Holy Bananacakes! Edition
Didya get that looking glass I sentcha? Cause we about to crash right through that mofo…. Week 19 started much like Week 5, with…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Saturday (2017 Season)
Hey, I guess 1 outta 2 ain’t bad? Contrary to popular opinion, I stand by my assertion that Iggles/Falcons was a really good footballing contest. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card B-tches! (2017 Season)
Charlie Kelly would have loved the Erotic Smashmouthing we saw Saturday evening. Sorry for no bonus Sunday thoughts, blame demon alcohol and that RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2017
Yes indeed, we have reached the end of regulation play. To celebrate the absence of the Shitty Clippers, here are your Wild Card matchups:…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2017
I hope everyone enjoyed the last REAL week of RedZone action, because it truly is the best that life has to offer. Stay preserved,…
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Holiday Shopping Guide. How to buy presents for the young ladies in your life
banner image courtesy of: Happy holidays folks! You know Christmas is just a few days away don’t you? You didn’t procrastinate again this year…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2017
It was a week that gave us definitive answers on “Are the Jaguras and RRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! really for reals?” Uh…yeah. Odd Week Jaguras welcomed…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2017
Week 14 had snow angels. Huzzah. Without question, Humps at Bills was the Match of the Day, just for the optics. It was beautiful…