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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2017
Yes indeed, we have reached the end of regulation play. To celebrate the absence of the Shitty Clippers, here are your Wild Card matchups:…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2017
I hope everyone enjoyed the last REAL week of RedZone action, because it truly is the best that life has to offer. Stay preserved,…
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Holiday Shopping Guide. How to buy presents for the young ladies in your life
banner image courtesy of: Happy holidays folks! You know Christmas is just a few days away don’t you? You didn’t procrastinate again this year…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2017
It was a week that gave us definitive answers on “Are the Jaguras and RRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! really for reals?” Uh…yeah. Odd Week Jaguras welcomed…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2017
Week 14 had snow angels. Huzzah. Without question, Humps at Bills was the Match of the Day, just for the optics. It was beautiful…
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TGISF… AKA Your “Wang Chung Tonight” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Short week this week for a few reasons. So I’m dipping into the “Pool of Princesses” for TGISF this week to make things easy…
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DFO-CON Vegas II – We’re All Still Alive
As most of you are aware, and are probably tired of hearing about by now I’m sure, some of us here at DFO got…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Lucky Week 13, 2017
Hey, when you follow up a craptastic day of JV GAMBLOR with a beautiful 6-match unbeaten run (sullied only by a longshot moneyline bet…
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TGISF… AKA “Are Ya Feelin’ Lucky, Punk?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Note: While I wasn’t paying attention, BallsofSteel once again invaded my personal space. At least this time I didn’t need antibiotics afterwards. But I…
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NFL Assistant Coaches: Pictorial Omnibus, Part Seven
In our continuing series portraying the vagaries of life as an NFL assistant coach, I am honored to present our latest installation of photographs…