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The #Humblebragger
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten Oilers lore— While…
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The Texan Football Experiment
In 2013, researchers at the University of Houston exposed five people to an entire season of some of the worst football of all time.…
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The Monkey’s Paw : A Texan Tale
Years ago I went to a dinner party. In attendance at this party were an old soldier, who had traveled extensively in India and…
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Selfieman
“Come on man, do it.” “No, I don’t want to.” “What, are you SCARED?!” “No! I just…don’t want to do it!” “You’ll never have…
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The Tale of The Texan
A few years ago, on Halloween night, a lovely young lady consented to accompany me on a date. HEY, COME BACK, THAT’S NOT THE…
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The Texans Hitchhiker
As I traveled extensively in a former occupation, I have seen events to destroy men’s souls and psyches. One fall, I was in Houston,…
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The Dirk Half
A number of years ago, back before my children were born, I traveled quite a bit for work. One fall I found myself in…
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Don’t Turn on the Lights!
Sarah commandeered the room in the basement of her dorm as soon as she realized she would have to pull an all-nighter in order to…
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I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE
“I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded…