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Jets! Steel! This Can’t End Well. Your Last Open Thread

It’s been a long day. The Giants lost like a big buncha losers. (typing this at 12:54 EST) Just as an aside, I wish…

As long as there’s games I’ll keep intro-ing.* *not a guarantee, sometimes I feel lazy To The Games! Panthers/Commies: Have I said this before?…

Well, there was more scoring in that London game than I expected. (typing this at the 10-7 mark, Woo! Brian Thomas Jr!) Let’s see…

Why are we here watching this? [gives the side eye to an ungulate from North Carolina] The NFL isn’t doing us any favors here.…

It’s week 7 already and no, I won’t be talking about Payton going back to Who Dat? Land or whatever they call it-you’ll hear…

Hey, welcome back! If you liked uncompetitive games yesterday was your day! Of the 12 games played, 7 were decided by 18 or more…

[Barry Manilow’s “Looks Like We Made It” plays softly in the background] We got here you and I. Our eyes and butts are sore…

Surprisingly, not a lot of action on the west coast for this window but we’ll be entertained nontheless. To The Games! Chargers/Broncos: Dobbins got…

That wasn’t that bad, was it? (if you’re a Bears fan-and I’m typing this early in the 2nd quarter) With four teams on the…

We’re wack and we’re back! My dumbest dog Molly is doing her part by barking her ass off at nothing at 6:30, waking up…