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Your “I’d Rather be Bog Snorkeling” Sunday Morning London NFL Football Open Thread
What? You didn’t think I’d make some sort of lame Brexit joke, did you? My lame jokes are all my own, friend. Well, here…
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Your “Use Your Words!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
[kicks empty vodka bottles under couch, turns around] Oh hey, didn’t see you there. Gotdamn! A lot of stuff happened today and I can’t…
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Your “Step Right Up, Good Seats Still Available!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
A partially-closed DeShaun Watson eye scans the NFL… Fallout: -Kenyan Drake is off to the desert. He’ll likely get the start on Thursday night…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
I looked down at my battered cardboard suitcase and smiled. My larger-than-average pocketknife (his name is ‘Buck’) was nestled inside his sheath which was…
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Your “Movin’ On Up!” Late Slate NFL Football Open Thread
That early slate was something wasn’t it? (is composing this at 9am EST) It had all kinds of this and more than a little…
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Your “Let’s Get It Started!” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
That’s a Black-Eyed Peas tune, isn’t it? Well, at least I didn’t reference I Gotta A Feeling like I just did. Damnit! TO THE…
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Your “WEVENGE! Faux-Narrative” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Oh, sure Adrian Peterson has yakked a bit about getting back at the old club but there’s other stuff out there about all the…
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Your “It’s World Series Eve!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
What, you thought I was going to reference this bukkakke-ganza of a game in the title? For shame… Fallout: -It would seem that Matt…
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Your “1-4, Northern Ontario Hobos At The Bye” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Last season was good. I won’t deny that. My only setback was at the switchyard when I ran into… complications. Ahh, no harm done-to…
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Your “It’s Four O’Clock, Do You Know Where Your Games Are?” NFL Football Open Thread
They’re right here where they always are you silly billy! We at Door Flies Open would never let you down. No matter how bad…