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Your “WOOO – LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!11!1!” Thursday Open Thread
NFL Natterings: The Ravens have released Eugene Monroe. The Ravens say it’s for football reasons; Monroe says it’s due to his advocacy for medical…
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I’ll miss Andrew Siciliano most of all
I did it. I finally did it. I called Directv up and told them not to renew my NFL Sunday Ticket subscription. This was…
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Request Line: I’m Outta Here with Cam Newton
SWING SHIFT DISK JOCKEY: …and closing things out with “Crimson and Clover” by Tommy James and the Shondells. That’s it for me for today, folks.…
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Fan Free Agency
As many of you know, I am the founder and proprietor of this particular dick joke and football blog. I am also a man…