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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Offseason Report #1
Have you ever wondered what would happen if soccer had the wettest ball-slappiest intersport sex with Australian Rules footy? No, Rex, that’s not what…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 12
Things are getting tight. DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies) Sunrisesunrise’s lead remains at…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 11
The two remaining contests are heating up as we head towards the end of the regular season and the awarding of prizes. DFO Spreads…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Eight
Chapter Six Chapter Seven Chapter Eight Many unlikely people play golf, including people who are blind, who have only one arm, or even no…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Seven
Chapter Six Chapter Seven Balls strolled across the five hundred yards of shaven seaside turf that leads to the first tee. Goodell was practicing…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Grand Final Recap and 2016 Preview
And so we bid adieu to the 2015 AFL season. Who won the Grand Final, the Australian Super Bowl, the prize of all prizes?…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 6)
From the journal of PK: Gosh, what an exciting time it’s been since I joined Door Flies Open! It seems like only yesterday that…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 5)
Scene: Outside of Le Muffin de Crosse, a French bakery in the downtown area. OSZ and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van are just stepping outside,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 4)
Scene: An interrogation room in the City’s Police Department. A member of the DFO sits in a chair as the department’s Hard-boiled Detective grills…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finals Week One
Programming Note: I decided to post this on the eve of Finals Week Two because 1) NFL just started WOOOOOOOO!!! 2) this post was…