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An American Football Fan in Paris
As many DFOers/Kommentists/DFOoses/whatevers know, our own Old School Zero is currently training for a cheese eating/surrendering contest by exploring France from the tip of…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
Since nothing has been up since 3:00 PM Pacific, I’m putting the late night thread up a little early and ribbed for your commenting…
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Andy Reid Arrives Late to Practice
[Kansas City Chiefs Locker Room] Jeremy Maclin: Hey Coach Culley, thanks for feeding us this morning. These catering companies here in KC really know…
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Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 3)
Scene: The Platinum International Gym. Horatio Cornblower sits out front in a Lotus position, meditating, a bandage on his wrist. Like others who are…
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In Which We Rank Athletes From Other Sports At Their Potential Ability to Play Football
OK, Thursday night. REAL LIFE ACTUAL HONEST-TO-GOD PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL THAT’S NOT THE CFL. Less than 12 hours until all our hopes and dreams are…
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A Dog’s Breakfast: The 2015 Atlanta Falcons Season Preview
INT. GEORGIA DOME – DAY Astonishingly handsome anchor steps into camera frame. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Hi folks, it’s Rikki-Tikki-Deadly here, and I’m reporting LIVE from the…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 23
The regular season is over. The finals are here. We got one of the two scenarios I detailed last week, but how we got…
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Enemy Of My Enemy: Honchos On Brady Decision
At a Washington DC office with Rooms to Go couches and light yellow walls with pictures of socialist ideologues scattered among Hall of Famers.…
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A Psalm of Tim
The Lord is my QB Coach, I shall not play pro ball. He maketh me hurl the ball into the green pastures at the…
