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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
While some of us are seeing the sights of other exciting countries and running into French Jay Cutler, the rest of us here in…
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Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 2)
Scene: The DFO clubhouse, where anxious prospect PK, notepad in hand, is asking DFO member Covalent Blonde what this patch means: Covalent Blonde slaps…
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There’s Something Rotten in Ashburn
Interior: Redskins Park. A dark shadowy figure lurks behind a desk, but not an ordinary desk. A dark, foreboding, and imposing desk that has…
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL KICKOFF OPEN THREAD
Time for meaningful organized football again, at least at the college level. These match-ups are probably the most worthwhile tonight: 1. North Carolina –…
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Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason Week 3
I apologize for the tardiness. I forgot to plug-in my phone and overslept. First Circle (Limbo) – Randall Cobb’s shoulder – As a Bears…
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BREAKING NEWS: Sun Shines on Brady’s Ass Once Again Open Thread
h/t Gawker media Update at 12:24 PM EST: Because everyone loves talking about deflated ball rulings so much, here is an open thread to discuss…
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I Know What You Did This Summer (With My Money)
As I no longer live in the USA, and am gainfully employed, I have subscribed to NFL Game Pass. It’s basically NFL Sunday Ticket…
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Hard Knocks: A Day in the Life of a Brian Cushing Brain Cell
5:00 AM: Time to wake up, another day at training camp. 5:15 AM: Let’s have some breakfast [insert command (ic): unscrew bottle cap, ingest…
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Fantasy Players Ready To Bust Out
Did I ever tell you about the time I picked up Clinton Portis in the 11th round of my 2002 fantasy draft? You see,…
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sunday gravy with yeah right: lima beans, ham hocks, corn bread. Where you going city boy?
One of the things we can’t control in life is our upbringing. We are completely not in control of the selection of our parents…