Q&A-Hole: Spiffin’ Edition

Alex_Demote - February 1, 2023January 26, 2023

Welcome back to Q&A-Hole, a series where I make up a question asked by a straw-man rube suckhead and then provide a magnanimous answer that proves once and for all that I am so very, very wise. That's right, I control the narrative, and today's narrative is "narcissism isn't a

Brain Dump Boil-Down Entry 2: The Five Rules

Alex_Demote - January 27, 2023January 25, 2023

My dad didn't know how to be a dad. He got married to a high-powered DC businesswoman who out-earned him significantly, and when they decided to have me, she started the process of transitioning to stay-at-home work in her field and my dad gave up his hobbies to pursue senior

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - January 10, 2023January 10, 2023

One late morning last week, seated in my motor-carriage and travelling to-wards a local restaurant in search of sustenance to break the night’s fast, I spotted a chunk of slush in the roadway. It being almost directly in my tire’s path I decided that the best slush is mushed slush

Q & A-hole: Inaugural Edition

Unsolicited Advice

Alex_Demote - December 30, 2022December 29, 2022

Welcome to the inaugural Q & A-hole, where the questions are made up and the answers don't matter. But also questions of any type are welcome below, and I'll do my best to answer or at least make jokes at your expense (offer not available in all 50 states, your

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - October 11, 2022October 11, 2022

The only thing better than true happiness is absolutely not giving a shit. This truth we, the nihilist association of something or other, hold to be self-evident. In perhaps a similar vein, the only thing better than luck is dumb luck. Dumb luck has served me well. Rather than the

The Cozy Simplicity of Crises: a Wednesday Motivational

Don T - October 5, 2022October 5, 2022

Let’s assume, just for a moment, that you are impatient or neurotic (quite a stretch, oh yeah). Imagine you are hungry and you extend an invitation to a friend or loved one for grabbing a bite wherever. And the very worst thing possible happens: “I dunno. Where do you want to

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - September 27, 2022September 25, 2022

Today I have a tale of minimal importance. No, that’s not right. There is no import to speak of here. Certainly not the beer. $8 at least for an American “pint” they make on-site. It’s almost criminal. I digress. My first year of league bowling started last week at the finest

Guest Post : Mrs. Cola “Happy Nutrition Month”

litre_cola - March 14, 2022March 13, 2022

Since March is Nutrition Month, I thought we’d look at a few key players in the lovely world of health and wellness influencers. As a Registered Dietitian, a large portion of my job has been trying to prove to patients that whatever they heard on Dr. Oz or Goop or

Subsequent GTD reflections

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - January 11, 2022January 10, 2022

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. So, we made it through the regular season, And I can

Subsequent GTD reflections

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - January 4, 2022January 4, 2022

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Happy New Year. I'm never sure how long it's okay to