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Pointers for The Apocalypse – Monday Open Thread
The NFL starts in ten days, while we’re still in the homestretch of hurricane season. I saw no NFL items of note, while Ida…
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Sexy Friday, What Do You Mean You Want To Try Something New? Edition
Recently, I discovered that one of our very own commentists has a hidden talent for finding pictures of hot chicks on the Internet. No,…
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It Will Be OK Eventually
I tried to get a “Wednesday Motivational” out of TWBS through a séance with my santero neighbors. Turns out the oracle (turtle) only knew Spanish.…
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Why Have People Become So Anti-Social?
Social media has become a catchphrase. And the number of platforms available for it are almost uncountable. Unrecognizable. But is it social? No, it’s…