Post 10th Anniversary Blowout Thursday Open Thread

scotchnaut - June 19, 2025June 19, 2025107

God, what a night that was! I'm still picking Tonight Girlfriends' underthings (those that bothered to wear underthings) out of the branches of trees in the Clubhouse yard! Don T is still asleep in a lawn chair with a bottle of Patron in his hand. Hippo is in the corner

CFL Beat: Week 3

The Maestro - June 19, 2025June 22, 202560

I have one more class with final exams to conduct before summer break begins at the end of the month. I might legitimately perish. This year has been a grind like no other. As always, when life has me down, at least I know CFL football is there to entertain

“We’ve Been Doing This For How Long?” Your 10th Anniversary Commemorative Open Thread

Senor Weaselo - June 18, 202577

A little birdie on the street (okay, it was Rikki) confirmed that today was the 10th anniversary of the site. So, with that, I’m kicking off our 10th anniversary celebration period, a several-ish week period that spans from now through the Great Migration (aka The Day the Dick Jokes Died,

AFL Beat 2025 – Round 14 Recap!

ballsofsteelandfury - June 18, 2025June 17, 202557

This week, we had 7 games due to the byes. Next week, we'll again have 7 as the byes continue. Will they ever end? Anyhoo, let's get to it! *** The AFL Ladder *** The AFL Round 14 Results The AFL Round 14 Highlights https://youtu.be/jAHe5CZe-xY?si=TeSK76OfYjAfdWb6 https://youtu.be/JbdemXnPbYs?si=bMlSrU9VtC6lXxRt https://youtu.be/BjleYLf8NcE?si=AlnJjz66NRPn1eTg https://youtu.be/LTqsL4KcNCA?si=VLV8q-OVLmN_67nU https://youtu.be/LmG16r1Upu8?si=NSbqLweu5hhZCVVm https://youtu.be/yyN_nY4xzWA?si=HwcXPUoYzwjTPX-P https://youtu.be/h3U9qcovdMY?si=w8CkOZwQLTi9lPSW https://youtu.be/ZsJ8r9ulkFE?si=Kz70d-kaaSCArRp0 https://youtu.be/aCjDl930-Gg?si=nAWxsp7M_JEI_p06 AFL Round 15 Schedule *** AFL Footy Tipping Contest Results *** Notes and Comments Hawthorn against Adelaide

Do You Have the Time?: Tuesday Open Thread

Open Threads

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - June 17, 2025June 17, 202587

My name is Rev, and I am the white middle aged male version of a Basic Bitch. I read books about the Napoleonic Wars in my recliner with a glass of scotch. I love football despite all the intellectual reasons why it's silly to root for a bunch of highly-paid strangers ostensibly

Jalen Ramsey Show – 027: Perspective

blaxabbath - June 17, 2025June 13, 202519

Welcome back to another hour of The Jalen Ramsey Show. We are here today to talk about your life and your money. The whatever of whenever is here or has come or didn't come and it's not whoever's fault but it is something else or one another. And if you're

Subsequent GTD reflections

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - June 17, 2025June 17, 202510

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:Man is not what

Monday Night Open Thread – Extremely Rude Awakenings

Open Threads

ArmedandHammered - June 16, 2025June 16, 202566

Evening or Afternoon all (Good Morning 2Pk) I would like to regale all of you with a tale of a tail which features a deep crack (steady Balls) and leads up to the theme for tonight's open thread, or you can ignore and head directly to the comments (do I sound

Monday Morning Mock Draft: You Got What For Those Cows!?!?

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Horatio Cornblower - June 16, 2025June 15, 202560

Guten Tag, drones, and by the way, there's a puzzle in the title that I bet all you little smartasses from The Request Line will figure out quicker than a cocaine heartbeat. It's Monday morning, (assuming I scheduled this correctly), and it's time for mock drafting. I was ready to go

Dear Spawn:

Don T - June 15, 2025June 15, 202561

[Ed. Note: I'm proud of this re-run brrRAAAAP /designated driver peels off] I can’t believe it’s been 7 hours since my first drink and you haven’t even TEXTED to wish me a Happy Father’s Day. The barkeep wouldn’t let me get a word in because he kept droning about his ingrate