Your Xmas Eve Morning Slate of NFL Football

scotchnaut - December 24, 2023108

These ramblings will be as skinny as the games on offer today because we're opening presents, cooking stuff and then heading out to the SIL's. Why are we opening presents? Well, Fractured Skull Boy has a girlfriend and despite the fact they're 'not serious' (she's practically moved in) he wants

Your Saturday Night Open Thread With Bonus Football!

scotchnaut - December 23, 2023December 23, 202399

It just doesn't seem right that Buffalo is in a position whereby they need to win out (and need a bit of help) to get into the post-season but here we are. To The Game! Bills/Chargers: -That Bolts D took a shit-kicking last week to the Raiders of all teams but if that's

Your AFC North Bash-Up Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 23, 2023December 23, 202379

Hey, you're all busy doing that Xmas-y stuff and you need a break just so that you don't wring some family member's neck. Sit down, cool off and watch some football. That's the ticket! To The Game! Bengals/Steelers: -Pickett is still missing, Rudolf The Struggling QB is starting, their top three safeties are

Boris’ Christmas Eve Writeup

borisnow - December 23, 2023December 23, 20234

Hey all and welcome to the Christmas Eve slate of games for Sunday! I hope all of you are having a good holiday season and that the in-laws aren't too overbearing. At this time of year, I like to begin to pay attention to teams and players who are incentivized

Feats of Festivus Strength Thread (with Some Footy)

King Hippo - December 23, 2023December 22, 202353

Welcome to Festivus 2023. We've all got ample complaints, I am certain. Happily, we do get an early bird special, and its David Moyes Vengeance - Fronk's Hammers hosting Wakey's Men Untied (7:30, USA). Men Untied are coming off perhaps their best effoUrt of the season, which is good. But it

Sexy Friday – 20231222

Mr. Ayo - December 22, 2023December 22, 2023119

TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed the last serious work week of the year. And I doubly hope everyone enjoys this upcoming weekend. Survival - Personal Edition Today's totally relevant situation involves the desert! Let's say you were smart enough to bring a bunch of beverages with you, but not so much that you

I Watched It So You Don’t Have To: The Christmas Twin Switch

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - December 22, 2023December 22, 202318

Normally Christmas movies are Scotchnaut and Wakezilla's beat, but I stumbled upon a seemingly unheard of gem on the NFL Network over the weekend and I wanted to spread its holiday cheer with the fine folks here. The Film: The Christmas Twin Switch The Players: He's got the beard, he's got the belly,

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Well, Well, Well, How the Turntables

Sharkbait - December 22, 2023December 21, 202320

Happy Friday! Hopefully this week hasn't dragged on too long for you. I'm in the last weeks of parental leave and I already am dreading going back to the hundreds of unread emails and other white collar work horrors await me upon my return. Ignoring that nonsense, I've had a productive

Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 21, 2023143

Can you believe it's week 16 already? There's only 48 more regular season games to play, friends. Tidbits: -Chase has been officially ruled out for the game against the free-falling (and falling apart) Steelers. I'm sure they'll turn things around. How do I know? A valued source informed me that Tomlin visited

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Definitive Christmas Carol Rankings

Senor Weaselo - December 20, 2023December 20, 2023106

Good evening. My name is Senor Weaselo, and as some of you know, I play a lot of Jewish events. Weddings, shows, other, you name it. Despite this, as the Lubovitch have found out in disbelief numerous times when they ask if I want to partake in various religious customs and

Wednesday Motivational: Xmas Music Special

Don T - December 20, 2023December 20, 202382

Hello hello. Happy Holidays, which I wish earnestly. Not everybody celebrates Christmas, but nobody is clear from its tornado of consumerism and reliculous traditions. Stores get crowded, traffic gets worse and everywhere you go, there it is, again: Xmas music, melodious browbeating of JESUS, BUY, CHRIST, PAY, LORD and so

Simply Having A Wonderful Sh*tsmastime: Tuesday Open Thread

Open Threads

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 19, 202359

Many of you voiced whole-hearted- dare I say fervent?- support for my Modest Proposal regarding summary roadside executions of rubberneckers. "What is next, wise Reverend? What further Grand Plans for Cultural Improvement can you offer?" I hear you say. Well. I realized today that the American justice system- indeed, all Western juridical traditions,