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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 3
I was waiting in the lobby bar when she walked in carrying her cinq à sept bag. She looked stunning in an outfit that…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Bar Orders
Tonight’s post category again comes from my stomach. Well, probably closer to my liver. I don’t drink like I did when I was younger.…
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Balls Magazine Volume 15
As you may have heard, I’m not a big Tiger Woods fan. To paraphrase The Bard, how much do I hate thee, let me…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 2
In the hour plus I had left in the flight, I planned my strategy. She had checked her luggage, so I didn’t have to…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Items to Order at Fast Food Places
Tonight’s post category comes from my stomach. As a good American, fast food has comprised an unhealthy percentage of my diet since I was…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 1
Having a wet dream while 40,000 feet above sea level and going 550 miles per hour is difficult in the best of times, but…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Pieces of Advice
Tonight’s post category comes from our generous Italian friend, 2Pack. He suggested this category in last week’s thread and I think it’s a very…
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Balls Magazine Volume 14
As I think I may have mentioned in the past, I’m on a thing at work where I HAVE TO take vacation days each…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Obscure Archer Objects
I still watch Archer and I still enjoy the new episodes. Some (okay, many!) have said that the series has jumped the shark. Opinions…
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Balls Magazine Volume 13
As you may or may not have noticed, there was no Balls Magazine last week. The reason for that is that I haven’t had…
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