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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 78)
The scene: Ape City, that bustling hive of simian activity in an undetermined future. Voiceover Narration (by Top Detective): This is the city. Ape…
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HRTN Spring Break Special 2017 (Part Deux)
The scene: Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Future Moose is silently packing up the Moosemobile, Cookiethulhu is cleaning the windows and Old School Zero looks over…
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HRTN Spring Break Special 2017
The scene: Fort Lauderdale, Florida, where the sun is hot, the beers are cold and the bikinis are tiny. The spring break crowd is…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 77)
The scene: The large, if largely unused, dining room in the castle of Death. It’s large because, duh, it’s in a castle. It’s been…
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The Bachelor: NFL Edition
CHRIS HARRISON: Good evening, and welcome to a very special episode of The Bachelor. I’m…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 76)
The scene: The Castle of Death in Chihuahua, Mexico, where the DFOers have been fighting all sorts of… Look, I’m not gonna explain it…
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Booth Review
/intercom buzzes SECRETARY: Mr. Berson? Your 9am is here. DAVID: Ugh, Samantha, I asked you not to interrupt me. :fidgets: How long has he…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 75)
The scene: The Castle of Death, in Chihuahua, Mexico, where our band of intrepid DFOers, with the help of a pair of valiant luchadores…
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Commentists as role models?
Hello there a little while back some of the commentist party got in to a discussion about their offspring. I was a little down…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 74)
The scene: The meeting room of the DFO clubhouse. Unsurprised is tied to a chair while Future Clone Debbie Harry sits at the head…