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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 85)
The scene: The Pacific Ocean, where BFC and Jerry are clinging to a floating bale of weed and paddling towards a distant island. Jerry:…
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Inside the Bear Den
SCENE: Two large(ish) men speak in hushed tones as the walk the rough and tumble streets of Lake Forest, Illinois. They appear prepared for…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 84)
The scene: Beach Party on the Island of Doktor Zymm! The little DFO stoner session has turned into a full luau, with various ninjas…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 83)
The scene: The Island of Professor Po! Oops, I mean… The Island of Doktor Zymm! Moosemas Gorilla is chilling down on the beach. He’s…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 82)
The scene: Marc Trestmans Windowless Van’s new van. Well, new for Marc. This thing has really seen better days. In any event, Doktor Zymm…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 81)
The scene: The operating center of the National Emergency Response Division. The date is March 29th, 1984. Men…top men, mind you…are looking concerned while…
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Back in the Barrel With Ya
Our esteemed alot of beer is out doing life things that may or may not be more important than reviewing beer for imaginary internet…
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Dear HRTN…
The scene: The HRTN editor’s meeting room. It’s a large room with a table and several chairs around it.Covalent Blonde, Old School Zero, Ballsofsteelandfury…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 80)
The scene: The Last Resort resort in Cancun, where a bunch of DFOers are enjoying the sun, the pool and the alcohol. Yeah Right…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 79)
The scene: That wasteland known as the Forbidden Zone, where Top Detective and Hard-boiled Detective have arrived at the scene of the carnage from…