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Thirsty Thursday Weekend Fútbol Preview and EPL Pool Update
Good afternoon, everyone! Considering the overwhelming response to the first DFO EPL Tipping pool (18 members and counting!), we decided to create a new…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 7
INTERIOR, A SHITTY RENTED AUDI HATCHBACK WITH FULL COLLISION COVERAGE, THE A-3, HEADING SOUTH PAST THE FRANKFURT AIRPORT Balls: So, where exactly are we…
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Your 2019 Stillers Preview
I’m supposed to preview the 2019 Steelers. Let me start with this: This entire division makes less sense than Drumpf’s cabinet. People are…
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Balls Influences – Writing
I grew up in Southern California. The 80s and 90s were a glorious time to live in Los Angeles. Hell, every decade has been…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 6
INTERIOR, THE FASTEST CAR IN THE WORLD, A RENTED AUDI HATCHBACK WITH FULL COLLISION COVERAGE, THE A-3, JUST INSIDE GERMANY Hippo: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWWW I AM…
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Sa Sa Sa Saturday Night Open Thread
Howdy, folks! It’s your Friendly Neighborhood Balls here, filling in for TequilaHomieRoberto while he’s off doing… something. First things first. Here are your sports…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 5
EXTERIOR, THE PORT OF AMSTERDAM Balls: Alright, boys! We’re here! Hippo (carrying luggage): Hold up! tWBS: Aren’t you happy that we flew WOW airlines…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 4
EXTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG, THE NEXT MORNING Balls: Are you sure it’s a wise move to go back to the pub?…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 3
INTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG, Drunk King Hippo: Methinks this will be an excellent match tonight. Gots +240 on Hammerin’ Hank to…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 2
INTERIOR, FLIGHT WW810, WOW AIRLINES, SOMEWHERE OVER THE ATLANTIC (AGAIN) tWBS (sitting comfortably in a window seat, eating a delicious meal): Why are you…