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Hope Clicks Eternal – the Tennessee Titans
I was skeptical of which team to focus on this week. There are many fine choices at 2-2, even a couple one doesn’t expect…
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NSA Telephone Transcript #68U127IP93
[brief ringing sound, then a phone picking up] OSZ: [brief sound of a phone being fumbled then dropped; faintly] Ah, what the fuck… Drunk…
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NSA Telephone Transcript #14B688UC11
[brief ringing sound, then a phone picking up] OSZ: Hello? [No response. Background noise sounds like a large group of people talking all at…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston has the SCOOP on Johnny Football’s Rehab Stay!!!!
Friends, loyal readers, and all of my ex-wives: Yes, I DO still exist, which should please two out of three of those categories. Reports…