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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Victor Lustig
Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! We’re just days away from the Super Bowl. I’ve…
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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Jeanne de Valois-Saint-Remy
Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! You know who doesn’t get enough credit for scamming?…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 5: The Battle of Fishguard
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 1: The Hartlepool Monkey Hangers
Welcome to The Maestro’s newest series! Over the next few months, we’re going to be following in the footsteps of famed Dutch sociologist G.J.…
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Your Bastille Day Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Today is all about getting paid: The Chiefs and DT Chris Jones agreed to a four-year contract worth $85 million. $60 million…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Sizaire-Berwick Wind Wagon
You notice how the Super Bowl is basically never held in cold weather these days? Either they put it in a dome, or else…
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Raging Lesser Semi #1 Open Thread (Belgium v. France)
Or, as Our Lord put it, the French v. the Pretend French. Anyway, these are some sexy as fuck footballing sides, I shall say…
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Elite Eight Waffles Open Thread (and Some Other Minor Contest)
Yes, the Elite Eight is upon us, and only mighty Belgium is keeping me interested whatsoever (ok, maybe Les Frogs a little). Coca Bros.…
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Messi! Cristiano! Etc.! – World Cup Elimination Open Thread
This World Cup has delivered: dynamite games (62% decided by one goal), no team looks unbeatable, two untraditional juggernauts (Belgium and Croatia), penalties penalties…
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Farewell, Sweet Prince: World Cup Day 13
Good morning! Thank you for coming. I hope you had your cup of Joe and are ready for some intense lesser footy action. Group…