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BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Get French
Well, Sharky still isn’t back, so you’re stuck with me another week. Boo fucking hoo. Let’s keep our travel theme going and head over…
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Tear Out Your Tongue
I’m tired of talking. To everyone. Friends, coworkers, neighbors, children – those little heathens don’t pay attention anyway. The conversations we have are so…