Infinite Nets Week 20: The Sad Goodbye

This is all for the best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhQq9xbrST4 We've entered the buildup before the painful stretch. All season long, the Nets have defied their reputation to make the playoffs. At the outset of the year the people who have stock in the notion of building through the draft, said that the Nets should

Infinite Nets Week 19: Hello Again

This season is still going? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOoyglQKBUs I've hit the wall. Following the team as closely as I have has gone more smoothly than I could have imagined when I'd thought up this column back in July, but they've played 61 games and I believe I've watched 58 (or at least a sizable

Infinite Nets Week 18: All Star Week

As God is my witness, there was nothing that I could have done, honey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKCQymeoU20 It's a short week. The Nets entered it having lost all of their rhythm with Spencer Dinwiddie, however they were getting other players back, and the break was coming. Like a fighter waiting for the bell, they

Infinite Nets Week 17: Getting Back To Full Strength

Alright, we've got Caris back and are playing the Bulls. No way this doesn't work out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R2mTsz1oGI The Nets started the week down a few key players and ended it with a few of them back. However they also fell back a game in the win loss column. I guess I'll take

Infinite Nets Week 16: Chaos

God, Jared Goff fucking blows.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGep7BPle4c There are no free lunches. I had been handed a car, a prehistoric 2004 Toyota Prius that allows me the freedom to leave the city, and the promise of better summers, so long as I can keep it running. But even free cars come with their

Infinite Nets Week 15: A New York Centric Week

Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day, everybody.  Wait, is that right? Can you have a Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day, or is that crass? I'm not selling mattresses here. Do I have to go with Solemn Martin Luther King Jr Day? Is it all too soon? This is going horribly.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blHmpIEThmo Hey everybody,

Infinite Nets Game 1: Starved For Attention

Let's do this at the height of our intelligence. I don't come here to drag the Brooklyn Nets. I come in the name of creating content, and to do so I require a gimmick. For too long have I been freelancing without my very own safety net, so in this home