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Car Shopping With Rosie O’Donnell
The only car salesman I have ever liked was the one portrayed by Kurt Russell in the 80’s classic “Used Cars.” If you haven’t…
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Old People Are Good Fuel for Bonfires
Old people suck. They should be returned to the earth so we can grow tastier carrots and potatoes. Old people are fucking up…