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Straight White Male Super Bowl 2016: The Oscar Nominees for White Male Acting, and Open Thread
The Oscars are almost upon us, with all their unpredictability. You don’t need an oracle to tell you what will happen. You don’t even…
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Straight White Male Super Bowl 2016: Original Song and Original Score
The Oscars are almost upon us, with all their unpredictability. You don’t need an oracle to tell you what will happen. You don’t even…
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Straight White Male Super Bowl 2016: The Oscar Nominees for Sound Editing, Sound Mixing, and Visual Effects
The Oscars are almost upon us, with all their unpredictability. You don’t need an oracle to tell you what will happen. You don’t even…
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Straight White Male Super Bowl 2016: The Oscar Nominees for Costume Design and Makeup & Hair
The Oscars are almost upon us, with all their unpredictability. You don’t need an oracle to tell you what will happen. You don’t even…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: I’ve Had A Few Budweisers
That’s the season, then. Just about a week ago, with either relief or chagrin, we all watched one of the NFL’s most accomplished quarterbacks ride off into…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Bottle Royale
I’ve made my peace with the very strong possibility of another Broncos Super Bowl loss, or at least I’m going to keep insisting I…
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Super Bowl Shocker: The Unedited Footage Planned Parenthood Doesn’t Want You To See
Hey everyone. I’m David Daleiden, you may remember me from the video that blew the lid off the illegal aborted baby parts black market operation being…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: The Spoils of Victory
It’s been a pretty good football season for me. I got to watch my Broncos play the sort of defense that every football fan gets…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Yes We Can
Austin is a great, great place to be a beer nerd, with roughly two dozen breweries and a wide variety of beer from all across…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: A Thirst Artist
When I run out of a beer, unless that beer is Sierra Nevada Celebration, and unless Sierra Nevada Celebration is still being sold somewhere,…