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A Year Ago: KSK in Memoriam
A year ago today, KSK Smelled Us Later, Forever. It’s hard to think it’s been so long, or even so short sometimes, but I…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Hair Of The Dog
Portland has been commodified. It started a while back when all of us super cool and better than you Portlanders talked it up to…
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Kommenter Beer Barrel: Pucker Up, Buttercup
[Ed. Note–Having pulled off an upset against make it snow in fantasy football this past weekend, OSZ won the privilege of penning this column…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
So we kicked off Week 5 last night with a 40-year-old Matt Hasselbeck in pants-shitting agony, somehow getting enough energy to overcome a bacterial…